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THE FF REBOOT: The Synopsis! (Me and Myself Discuss)

image(What the bloody hell is this crap!? I mean!… HOW DARE THEY!!) Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! What’s going on up there buddy!? (Don’t play dumb! You Know full well what’s going on! Did you not read this.. This, NONSENSE! They call a Synopsis for the giant load of Shit! That’s to be the FF reboot!) Yeah, I read it.. What’s the big deal? (WHAT!? Wha. What is wrong with you man! Have you gone bonkers!? “What’s the big deal?” Are you kidding me!?) Dude, calm down. I understand where your coming from. (It’s very simple! Four bloody astronaughts! Go into Space! Get walloped by COSMIC RAYS! And get FANTASTIC POWERS! What the bloody fuck is so hard about that!?) Well.. It’s been done before. And the end result wasn’t so good. (That was before! They should have smarter people behind this thing!) And they do. (But THIS is unacceptable!) Hold on. If I may…

This, “Take” if you will, on the origins of The Fantastic Four. Is a very BIG departure from the original story. (Big Departure? More like taking the comics and taking a giant shit on it!) .. As I was saying. It kinda falls right in line with what the comics is all about. Four people make an, extraordinary trip and come back and find themselves completley changed by this trip! NOW, I’m not saying I love this.. But, I can respect.. This, breath of freshness. So to speak. I find it to be very intriguing. Another thing that comes to mind is. What exactly, is this alternate and dangerous universe? Could it be our first live action version of, The Negative Zone!? Which could open the door for possibly an ANNIHILUS debut somewhere along the line! This is after all, a basic outline, for the synopsis of the film. We don’t really know how bad it will suck! Until we see it in action. Although I hate just about everything that has come out about this film. I find this news to be very interesting. So lets just wait and see what comes next before we go guns a’ blazing. Ok?

(… What the hell just happened here?!? I’m supposed to be the voice of reason in this.. Demented duo we have here! I’m the Voice in your head!! ME! I’m the brains! Not you! How did you just switch our roles like that?!)

I don’t know.. I just wanted to switch things up abit… (DON’T. EVER. DO. THAT. AGAIN!) No promises.

So, until next time folks… Peace out!