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THE SPECULATING NERD: Predictions In Geek/Fandom For 2015!

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The New Year is quickly approaching! Me thinks it be time for a glimpse in thine Magic Crystal Ball that I got at the corner 99Cents+ Store, for $3.49! (Wait… What the fuck?!?)

[WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SPECULATIONS/PREDICTIONS,  ARE THOSE OF A COMPLETE JACKASS! READERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED!]

THE ANTMAN MOVIE IS A HIT!!..image

Yes! ANTMAN will be a hit… Not a GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY type hit! Or a WINTER SOLDIER hit! More like a.. CAPTAIN AMERICA: The First Avenger hit. Hey! That ain’t so bad!

DISNEY ANNOUNCES MORE LIVE ACTION REMAKES OF CLASSIC CARTOONS… THE NATION MOURNS! image

Millions of people flock to see Disney’s latest Live Action adaptation of one of their beloved animated classics, CINDERELLA!.. Though it turns out to be a total bore and load of crap. The millions of dollars in revenue convinces Disney to move ahead with further terrible remakes! Brace yourselves, lovers of Little Mermaid… Your next!

EMILY BLUNT CAST AS CAPTAIN MARVEL! imageAnd makes her first appearance in episodes of AGENTS OF SHIELD! (I don’t care where she appeared first! I just really want this too happen!)

HELLBOY 3…image

…Still wont happen cause Del Torro wants to much fucking money! For fucks sake you brilliant fat bastard just make a less expensive HELLBOY 3 already! Ron Perlman ain’t getting much younger, you jerk!

STEVE ROGERS RETURNS… imageNot being able to adjust to retirement, Steve Rodgers somehow re-injects himself with the Super Soldier Serum.. Or has his mind implanted in a clone body of his former self, (or whatever cockamamie plot Marvel can come up with to bring him back!) and Takes back his mantle as CAPTAIN AMERICA! Forcing a hurt and dejected FALCON, to take a late night talk show hosting gig on TBS, with WINTER SOLDIER as his co host! [TEAM COCO for life!]

BATMAN V. SUPERMAN’S RELEASE DATE..image …. Gets pushed BACK to 2017!… Leaving many fans saying…

SPIDERMAN CRASHES SONY’S “SPIDEY SUMMIT” AND SAYS… image

“FUCK YOU, GUYS!! I’M GOING HOME!”

Well, folks. I hope you enjoyed just a few of my predictions for 2015! Please let me know if you would like to see some more before the NEW YEAR arrives! Thank you so much!

So, until next time folks… Peace out!

 

MY TOP 5 DISNEY/PIXAR FILMS!

imageI haven’t done a “List” blog in awhile.. So, here we go.

Most of my lists have had most of its contents placed in no particular order. This time, I thought I’d actually take the time and rank these films as my definitive top five favorites!

WARNINGS: 1-If you have not seen any of these films.. Then, dear god in heaven, what the hell is wrong with you!?! SPOILERS AHEAD! 2- Have some tissue nearby. Just in case you experience some leaking of the eyes!

5. FINDING NEMO!imageClownFish named Marlin, lives with his wife in Australia’s Great Barrier Reef! Tragically losing her and more then half of their  unhatched children. He is left with but one. Whom he names NEMO. Time passes, and NEMO has grown and become adventurous. To Marlin’s dismay. After an argument over Marlins overprotectiveness, NEMO is captured by Reef Divers. Over coming his fear of the great ocean beyond the Reef. Marlin sets out to rescue his son. Hilarity and adventure ensues. The underwater world was so gorgouesly rendered I wanted to live in the sea. The Moral of the story was for parents to try and not be so overbearing and overprotective. Give thier children a chance at independence. And it told kids to, LISTEN TO THIER PARENTS! And always know that they will always have thier parents there to help them and support them no matter how independent they become. At least that’s what I got out of it!

4. TOY STORY image

The one that really started it all! The magic of this film made me want to believe that Toys could come alive! At my young age I thought it could be possable. When Brand Spanking new Toy BUZZ LIGHTYEAR enters Andy’s room, Andy’s number one favorite Toy WOODY can’t help but feel a little threatened and unappreciated. At some point in our lives, we all feel a little unimportant or under appreciated, when someone new enters the picture of someone we care most for. And though, for a time, they may gravitate toward the person, or thing. You will always remain in that persons heart. You have to learn to share what you love.

3. TOY STORY 3! image

For once, a third installment of a franchise out does the original! Toy Story 3!  Andy is all grown up and is off to collage. What does this mean for Woody, Buzz and the Gang? When packing up what’s to stay in the attic and what’s to be trashed or donated. A mix up happens and the gang is donated to a local school, for other children to play with. Meanwhile, Woody is left home. Eager to keep their “Family” together. Woody sets out to rescue them. When TS3 was first announced, I was skeptical at first. I loved the first. The second was really good. But, a third?! What more can they do!? I was really taken by surprise how much I loved TS3. It gut punched me in the feels so hard! My god it was.. Just wow! I don’t know what made me cry more. When they thought they were going to die and they started to hold hands. Oh man!…. Or when Andy played with them.. One. Last.. Time! AH MAN!!! Excuse me a moment….. (Be strong man, BE STRONG!!) TS3 would have ranked higher on my list. If not for the recent announcement of a TS4 in development. I mean, why?! It ended so perfectly! Leave it be! Anyway.. If TS4 proves to be half as good as TS or TS3. I may have to revise this list. But for now, TS3 is número 3!

2. UP!

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An old man outfits his house with hundreds of balloons and soars off in to the sky. Not much to get excited about from that synopsis, but that’s what the early teasers gave us about the film. What we didn’t know, is what got him to the point to hook balloons up to his house. Nor, were we prepared for the heartwarming adventure that followed. My goodness. The first five damn minutes I was getting kneed in the feels so hard, I turned blue. From the moment young Carl met little Ellie.. Ah geez!…. To when. They get.. Son of a gun! This was just a truly special movie. The little kid Randal was such a delight. Dug the dog was so lovable.. It really was such a great movie. When Carl discovers his Wife’s adventure scrap book and saw that she was able to finish it. And left him that special message. I was so emotionally drained it was tiresome (In a good way) I felt so warm and fuzzy by the end. I loved UP, I could watch it over. And over. And SQUIREL!!

HONORABLE MENTION: THE INCREDIBLES!imageWhat kind of heartless jerk would I be to not include this one!? Truly a little ahead of its time. It’s hard to think of any other animated film that captures the family dynamic any better then THE INCREDIBLES. The fact that they were a family of superheroes just made it cooler! Can’t wait to see them again in THE INCREDIBLES 2! Coming soon…

1. WALL-E

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No lie.. Towards the end if this film.. I was bawling “All he wanted was to hold her hand!” Seriously.. Full on bawling! Not ashamed to say it. I watched Wall-E at a certain time in my life an it hit me in such a way. That I can’t forget it! Over endulgance and over consumption has condemed the planet to a massive garbage dump. Millions of robots are built to clean up the planet, but when it was realized earth was uninhabitable because of all the pollution, the human race abandoned the planet for the deep reaches of space. After countless years, the cleaning robots.. Shut down. All that was left, was this one unit named Wall-E. With his trusty Cocaroach at his side, He spent his days doing what he was programmed to do. Watched an old VHS tape and longed for true companionship. Until one day, EVE came and changed his world forever! Most of the whole film is silent, cause Wall-E doesn’t really talk unless to say his name or express wonderment. Never in my life. Would I have thought a beat up little robot with absouloutly no Facieal features at all.. Could be the cutest animated character of all time! The relationship between EVE and WALL-E holds such a special place in my heart.

FOR FUCKS SAKE!! Why the hell did I do this list?! Geez! Sorry if I got too damn sappy for you folks on this one! Anyway! Did you like my list? Do you agree? What’s on your list? Let me know dang nab it!!

So, until next time folks… Peace out!

 

 

 

LEGO SUPERHEROES UNITED! Could Lego Accomplish The Impossible?!

imageI was trolling around Instagram the other day and saw a very interesting post by a one @SuperheroFeed image

Yup! That’s the one!.. And the post was…

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Yeah! That one! 👆. The post stated, “Is Lego, perhaps teasing the possibility of a Marvel/DC Lego Game Crossover?” With little Easter eggs  hidden at the end of each game. Honestly. I haven’t yet played any of these games and witnessed these “Eggs” But, the possibility of this coming into fruition, is… Tantalizing to say the least!

Sure. At this point in time. We will NEVER see a Marvel/DC Movie Crossover. We can’t completely rule out a future Comics Crossover someday, though, at this point THAT appears to be highly unlikely.  (But. one can hope! Fingers crossed) BUT! Could a Lego Crossover be our best chance. I sure as heck think so! If anyone can do it, it’s LEGO! Both companies love money. But they also love the fans! As does LEGO. There is awesome potentiol for Them to make massive amount of money if they make a game like this. And an even greater chance to please the fans, both young and old!

I really can’t see why either company wouldn’t want something like that! (Despite popular belief: Marvel and DC are cool with each other. We are the ones that fuel the rivalry) I can imagine a possable, conflict of intrests, that could hinder such a production. (We want this character to be in it. We want our character to do this. Our hero needs to save the day. Our villain needs to be the main villain) Stuff like that. These people are grown adults. So they can get over those simple things to make the best possable game, that pleases everyone.

Do, I want this to happen? HELL FUCKING YEAH! But the question I put to you folks is.. DO YOU?! Do you want this to happen? Do you think it should happen?! What would your concerns be? I want YOUR feed back on this. PLEASE! Comment below or hit me up on my various social media outlets and let me know your thoughts and feelings. Whichever is easier for you folks.

So, until next time folks… Peace out!

 

 

 

 

THE FORCE AWAKENS TRAILER REVIEW: WTF Is Going On?!?

imageAvengers, Dinosaurs and Jedis!! Oh, My!! 2015 is shaping up to be a very solid year for us Nerds and Nerdettes. A good year to set us up for the next, five years of Nerd-Vana we have ahead of us! The other day, we were blessed by the great gods, Disney and LucasFilm and given our first looks in to STAR WARS EPISODE VII: THE FORCE AWAKENS. With two. That’s right, TWO! Versions of the trailer. One, released in select theaters around the country. And the Second, released world wide via the interwebs!

For those of you who missed it..

AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! Sweet, sweet, Nerdgasm! My goodness I need a cigarette!

In all honesty, I’m not sure witch one came out where. But I LOVE this one! It has so much more interesting things going on. And the Star Wars theme at the end with the Millenium Falcon soaring in the sky and over the desert facing off against incoming Tie-Fighters! OMG! I got goosebumps! imageJ.J Abrams.. Is. A. Fucking genius!! But.. My goodness gracious… WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?!? As awesome as this trailer is. I don’t know what the hell is happening!image It basicly made up of random shots of whatever footage they have completed so far. It’s like. Awesome shot/cut to black/Epic shot/cut to black/ Another awesome shot/cut to black/ another Epic Shot!

The most I can tell from the trailer. Is that after the great battle in RETURN OF THE JEDI, Luke was and is the last remaining Jedi.. The Force has remained.. Stagnant  for so many years since then.. Until now! Something has “AWAKENED” both the Light and the Dark side of the FORCE! image( I don’t care what anybody says! I think that Lightsaber looks awesome!)

Another clear thing is..imageThe STORMTROOPERS got new Helmets!! Oh, and whatever was left of the EMPIRE is still out there and they are striking back with a vengeance! (See what I did there!)

We have to, literally, wait a whole YEAR! For EPISODE VII To hit theaters in December 2015. Thank goodness for us. We have so many other films to hold us over till then. I can’t wait! I m going to go dig out my original STAR WARS TRILOGY VHS BOX SET and watch those AND Episodes I, II, III as well. (I don’t care what anybody says! I respect the prequels for what they tried to be! Despite the poor acting, and lack luster Directing!)

So, until next time folks… Peace out!